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THE HAIRCUT

Postby JeanInMontana » Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:58 pm

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.


One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After
the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries
to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left
the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he
went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very
happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run
it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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Re: THE HAIRCUT

Postby rockingmtranch » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:36 pm

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Re: THE HAIRCUT

Postby grits » Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:52 pm

:agre: It's just sooo sad that it is the way this country has turned. I'm sure our Founding Fathers are turning in their graves.

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Re: THE HAIRCUT

Postby JeanInMontana » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:49 am

grits wrote::agre: It's just sooo sad that it is the way this country has turned. I'm sure our Founding Fathers are turning in their graves.

It is sad grits. Thing is we the people are the ones to blame also. Voting is how to change things. We need to vote out those fools who are all about big money and corporations and get back to making this country for all the people not just a few with money.
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